This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
producermatthew: Things you can do with $5: Buy five Dorito’s Locos Tacos Hire people to do random tasks Buy 50 individual Reese’s miniature peanut butter cups at 7-11 Download five unpopular songs on iTunes Download three popular songs on iTunes Download a podcast from iTunes (and STILL HAVE $5) Cash it in for 500 pennies, then spread them on the floor and roll around in them Give it to...
macaronis: i never text anyone back its not personal at all im just really lazy
Bleach blonde hair? For me?
kindaclever: Really though, if you think it’d look terrible, say something. If you think it’d look awesome, say something even louder so I’ll hear it :) Basically I have Targaryen envy. Check some of my instagram posts for my hair now (kind of a yellow blonde…with pink tips but that’s neither here nor there). DO IT. you look good with every hair color and you’ve been talking about...
21stsextury: in truly successful relationships no one wears the pants
iamthecausetoallyourproblems: you know what’s really bothering me today guys always saying “you are beautiful” or in this video i just saw, “my beautiful girlfriend….” when they’re about to propose (or even in general really… if you ever have to refer to someone as your bEAUTIFUL girlfriend you’ve got problems bc their beauty is REALLY not their most defining quality and if you think it is...
WHEN MY FRIEND AND I USE OUR NICKNAMES
kindaclever: howdoiputthisgently: Hannahisms, can we use these from now on? You can have first pick. well, i feel like dragon’s kinda weak next to night hawk so although i love night hawk, i’d hate to stick you with dragon. can we just make up another? can’t we BOTH be night hawk? no no, that’s ridiculous.. i know.
1251st: how many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? none, because there is a light that never goes out