WHO CARES: “I like how you mispronounce words... →
bearnakedisdead: “I like how you mispronounce words sometimes, how you fumble and stammer and stutter looking for the right ones to say and the right ways to say them. I appreciate that you find language challenging, because it is, because everything manmade is challenging. Including man, including you. When you sleep on your side, I like to map the constellations between your beauty marks...
kriskardashian: stupidhead: I NEED A PENCIL I NEED A PENCIL DAWG I NEED A PENCIL TO WRITE ON THIS SCANTRON I’M BOUT TO FAIL THIS TEST BUT I’M STILL THE BEST IMMA WAKE UP 5 MINUTES BEFORE AND SAY ARI YOU DA BEST AND SHE GON GIMME ALL THE ANSWERS CUZ I ASKED FOR THAT SHIT AN I AINT PLAYIN WIT EM IF THIS DUMB HOE COME IN MY CAMERA ONE MORE TIME IMMA BREAK HER GODDAMN NECK AND...
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
The first gif in your folder would make a better...
jimmyfallonismybffsm: getinthecage: rickystroker: right-friggin-now: That turned out quite well. Not quite as good as Hamilton. no complaints OH MY GOD THIS WOULD BE PERFECT. just a glimpse into what the inauguration will look like.
This is a subtle truth: whatever you love, you are.– Rumi (via calloway)
One of the mixed blessings of being twenty and twenty-one and even twenty-three...– Joan Didion, Slouching Towards Bethlehem (via joshshareswithyou) LOVE joan didion.
To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.– Ernest Hemingway (via bearnakedisdead)
the perfect ending to this piece of shit story.
mostgay: I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework. I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...– Ernest Hemingway (via cassygolightly)
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum gets caught by the Hyrule castle guards.
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum is working really hard on a dress, and when Tim Gunn checks on his progress and tells him to “make it work” it sounds sympathetic like Tim knows Rick is probably going home.
obscurebside: i just sent obama’s tumblr this picture
cosmo tip #164
expertcosmotips: touch his butt or something idk