November 2011
name.: where the wild things are →
Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter…
“You find somebody you like and you roll the dice. That’s all anybody can do.”
– Ron freakin Swanson (via maddierose
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“I craved women continuously, the lower the better. And yet women—good...”
– Charles Bukowski (via raeenwahya
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smithereeens:
executing:
maybe if y’all wouldn’t have cyber bullied obama via tumblr ask box none of this would have happened
agreeeeeeeed lolololol
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You really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster....
mrgolightly:
swaytheangels: sexy-sweaters
ANDREEEE!
kindaclever asked: I just want to let you know that if I become an alcoholic, I credit that to you. Notice I did not say "blame," as I see nothing wrong with loving the fuck out of Drinkify. So thanks friend.
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“swag”
– people who need to die (via likeneelyohara)
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how to: keep your mind off the guy who sucks at...
1. visit pintrest and find a link to a craft blog. spend an hour (MINIMUM) clicking through millions of DIY projects, bookmarking the ones that are doable… and you know, the ones that aren’t… cause maybe one day you’ll be one of those crafty motherfuckers that actually can manage to turn a burned out lightbulb into a terrarium, naysayers be damned (naysayer = your brain,...
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