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#could you BE more wonderful
21 year-old wandering aimlessly through her collegiate career. soon to be a 22 year-old graduate wandering aimlessly through her post-grad existence.
i like the funnies, kanye, and corgis.
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when you try your best but you don’t succeed.
OH MY GAWD
I NEEDED THIS LAUGH
thank you tumblr
Gotye Cover of the Day: They’re 1 and 3, so while it may not be the most inspired cover of “Somebody That I Used To Know,” it certainly is the most impassioned.
[sayomg]
y’all…. Y’ALL. this is the best thing.
Kickstart (Bar 9 Remix) - Example
i try to close my eyes, imagine life without you- and the love kickstarts again.
“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.”
- Oscar Wilde
was literally JUST discussing buying some absinthe with my roommate.
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Maybe if they stopped trying to screw in incompatible bulbs by hanging around them awkwardly for years, complaining about everyone who screws in lightbulbs constantly and just demanding it screw itself in for them passive aggressively because of how nice they are, we might actually know that answer.
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This is a really interesting article about Tina Fey, Liz Lemon and how women treat other women they don’t deem “good enough.” For example, is feminism “we’re better than that” or is it “all women, no matter what?”
While I respect Tina Fey and love 30 Rock, I gotta say that Rachel Dratch’s treatment has always rubbed me the wrong way. I saw Dratch perform live when we were both part of the Women in Comedy Festival a year ago and she was tremendous. So so funny — and she was always one of my favorite SNL performers. (Sheldon, Zazu, the girl with the arm coming out of her head, The Lovers, her character work is stellar.) It’s a crying shame she’s been cast aside solely because of her looks.
All the people claiming Fey as their feminist icon need to re-evaluate Fey’s actual positions on women and then bow down before Queen Dratch.
i’m a huge tina fey fan and i was apprehensive about this essay, but… damn, it’s all true.
IMDB Bio of the Day: Much to the Internets’ delight, IMDB writer Jon Hopwood profiled Kim Kardashian in a thoughtful, well-argued roast of an IMDB bio.
Choice highlights:
Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture in the first two decades of the new millennium. While some cultural critics call her the prime avatar of the “famous for being famous” faux celebrity crowd, she along with Paris Hilton is a new breed of cat whose celebrity comes from the release of a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity. Like her good friend Miss Hilton (their relationship predates Kim’s “celebrity”, Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom. Both expanded their celebrity by becoming reality TV “stars”.
Porn pioneer Harry Reems has commented how surprised he is at how porn stars like Jenna Jameson are accepted now in mainstream culture. His life was ruined by his participation in porn in its “Golden Years”. As for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, the release (accidental or not-so-accidental) of boudoir tapes didn’t result in shame but celebration. America like ancient Rome seems to have shuffled off the moral coil of virtue of the Republic and is now enjoying its Imperial self in an orgy of ignominy. It’s always more fun on the toboggan ride down the hill than it was schlepping up it in the first place.
Thankfully, a few screen grabs were snagged before the site was alerted to Hopwood’s shenanigans and took the bio down. Well played, Hopwood.
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can we cue up the slow clap…?
just finished eating breakfast and watching “i love lucy” with my neighbor after sitting in my living room and talking about life for 3 or 4 hours. i didn’t get shit done but it was a nice way to waste time. also, it’s lucille ball, y’all. can’t go wrong with her.
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